Brad is in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances...

Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he's never looked back.  This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 32nd year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances.   He is a past winner of the Las Vegas Comedy Festival and appeared recently at Caesar's Palace as part of the HBO Comedy Festival. He has spent the last eight years as the opening act for the legendary Johnny Mathis and did multiple shows all over the country with the late, great Joan Rivers.  He has also been seen in concert with The Smothers Brothers, Smokey Robinson, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Lewis Black, George Jones, Glen Campbell, Pam Tillis and many others.  Coast to coast all over North America isn't the only place Brad performs.  In 2014 Brad headlined in Singapore, Hong Kong, The MGM in Macau and did eight nights in Israel as part of the Comedy for Koby benefit. His new CD entitled, "Brad Uptonogood" is heard regularly on Sirius Satellite Radio and is available online wherever music is sold.  He also just released his first DVD entitled, "Brad Upton, Live from the 509".  You can also see Brad in a starring role on a funny independent film on

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Writing about everyday life, a long term marriage and anything else that pops into his head, Brad packs more laughs-per-minute into his set than nearly anyone in the business. His ease and likeability on stage have made him very popular with corporate clients and the cruise ship industry where he is a headline performer for several of the major cruise lines. It's not all comedy either. Brad mixed his Track & Field background with comedy and served as the on field announcer at the 2014 USA Track & Field Championships in Sacramento. Brad and his wife of 30 years, have a 22-year old son and 20-year old daughter....they live in a cul-de-sac.


Sydney Daily Telegraph

Media Gallery Some snippets of Brad's greatest performances

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Shorecrest High School’s popular coach has performed comedy on a national stage, but his hurdlers’ performances... read here.


Schedule Watch Brad perform live!

June 10-17th Norwegian Cruise Lines Pearl

Alaskan cruise


July 3-10th Royal Caribbean Grandeur of the Seas

Bermuda-New England


July 12th Central Washington University

Ellensburg, WA


July 18th In Concert w/Johnny Mathis

Grand Rapids, Michigan


July 26-28th Spokane Comedy Club

Spokane, WA


Aug. 3-7th Royal Caribbean's Liberty of the Seas

Mexican cruise


Aug. 16th Suncadia Resort

Roslyn, WA


Aug. 17th Bangor Submarine Base

Bangor, WA


Aug. 19-28th Royal Caribbean's Radiance of the Seas

Alaskan cruise


Sept. 10-16th Brad Garrett's Comedy Club--MGM

Las Vegas, NV


Sept. 20th Corporate Event

Phoenix, AZ


Sept. 28-Oct. 5th Royal Caribbean's Enchantment of the Seas

Bahamas cruise


Oct. 11th Corporate Event

Seattle, WA


Oct. 15-22 Seabourn Cruise Lines

Los Angeles-Honolulu


Oct. 25th In Concert w/Johnny Mathis

Red Bank, NJ


Oct. 27th In Concert w/Johnny Mathis

Inglewood, NJ


Nov. 10th Mt. Vernon Theater

Mt. Vernon, WA


Nov. 12-19th Royal Caribbean's Enchantment of the Seas

Bahamas cruise


Dec. 11th Clearwater Casino

Suquamish, WA


Dec. 21-22nd (stay tuned for a special event)


Dec. 29-Jan 5th Seabourn Odyssey

Barbados-St. Marteen




















































Credits Past & Present Clients, Clubs and Concerts




Tyson Foods





Tennessee Valley Authority

Muscular Dystrophy Association

ATT Wireless


Progressive Insurance


BP Oil


National Hockey League

And many more.



The Improv Seattle - Cleveland, Chicago, Miami, Tempe, San Diego, Irvine, Brea

Catch A Rising Star Las Vegas - Reno

The Comedy Works Denver - Tampa

The Laugh Garage - Sydney, Australia

Hilarities Cleveland

The Comedy Castle Detroit

Knuckleheads Minneapolis

Rivercenter Comedy Club - San Antonio

The Comedy Catch - Chattanooga

The Comedy Underground Seattle

Laughs - Kirkland, WA

Joey's - Livonia, MI

The Funny Bone - Boise, Baton Rouge, Davenport, Little Rock, Cincinnati

Jokers - Dayton, OH

Sin City Comedy Club - Las Vegas

Parlor Live - Bellevue, WA

Helium Comedy Club - Portland



Johnny Mathis

Kenny Rogers

Joan Rivers

Dolly Parton

The Smothers Brothers

Rita Rudner

Rodney Dangerfield

George Jones

Glen Campbell

Pam Tillis

Tim Allen




Royal Carribean


Norwegian Cruise Lines

Seabourn Cruises



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