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About Brad

If the Pacific Northwest had a Mt. Rushmore of Comedy, this man’s head would be on it.  Brad opens for some of the biggest names in show business, performs all over the country for numerous corporate events, does 8-12 weeks a year all over the world on cruise ships, opens for the legendary Johnny Mathis and performs at a handful of clubs and casinos keeping his schedule very full.

In June of 2018 Brad went viral around the world! Dry Bar Comedy posted a video on Facebook and it had 36 million views in 10 days. They quickly followed with another and they combined for 47 million views in 11 days! His CD shot to Number 1 on the iTunes Comedy chart. Brad’s Dry Bar Comedy videos currently have a combined 140 million views! Needless to say, he’s much in demand!

Brad Upton was a 4th grade teacher and high school track coach when he stepped on stage for the very first time in September of 1984 and he’s never looked back. He quickly rose through the standup ranks making numerous television appearances and headlining comedy clubs from coast-to-coast.

In September of 2018 he surpassed 6000 lifetime performances. In a 34-year professional career there are too many highlights to name them all. He is a past winner of the Las Vegas  Comedy Festival and appeared at Caesar’s Palace as part of the HBO Comedy Festival. He has spent the last twelve years as the opening act for the legendary Johnny Mathis and did multiple shows all over the country with the late, great Joan Rivers. He has also been seen in concert with The Smothers Brothers, Smokey Robinson, Little Big Town, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Lewis Black, George Jones, Glen Campbell, Pam Tillis, Neal McCoy and many others.

All over North America isn’t the only place Brad performs. Brad has headlined in Sydney, Singapore, Hong Kong, The MGM in Macau and did eight nights in Israel as part of the Comedy for Koby benefit. In the fall of 2017 he performed for four nights at Comedy Masala in Karachi, Pakistan. His new CD entitled, “Brad Uptonogood” is heard regularly on Sirius Satellite Radio and is available online wherever music is sold. He also just released his first DVD entitled, “Brad Upton, Live from the 509”.

Writing about everyday life, a long term marriage and anything else that pops into his head, Brad packs more laughs-per-minute into his set than nearly anyone in the business. It’s not all comedy either; he actually has a hobby that keeps him busy every spring. Brad and his wife of 33 years, have a 26-year old son and 23-year old daughter….they are empty-nest, cul-de-sac dwellers.




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Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he’s never looked back. This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances.

Brad’s Discography

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Listen to Brad Upton

His First Time Onstage, This Comedian Killed It. Then He Nearly Died. on KNKX

Brad should be on your comedian bucket list… – The Tucson Weekly Brad has mastered the nearly impossible task of appealing to people from the ages of 18 to 80. – The Seattle Times

 Recent Videos

Viral Sensation!

Over 150 million views…

Upcoming Shows

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Nov. 18-22nd

Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas

Western Caribbean


Past and Present Clients, Clubs and Concerts


Tyson Foods
Tennessee Valley Authority
Muscular Dystrophy Association
ATT Wireless
Progressive Insurance
BP Oil
National Hockey League
And many more.


The Improv Seattle – Cleveland, Chicago, Miami, Tempe, San Diego, Irvine, Brea
Catch A Rising Star Las Vegas – Reno
The Comedy Works Denver – Tampa
The Laugh Garage – Sydney, Australia
Hilarities Cleveland
The Comedy Castle Detroit
Knuckleheads Minneapolis
Rivercenter Comedy Club – San Antonio
The Comedy Catch – Chattanooga
The Comedy Underground Seattle
Laughs – Kirkland, WA
Joey’s – Livonia, MI
The Funny Bone – Boise, Baton Rouge, Davenport, Little Rock, Cincinnati
Jokers – Dayton, OH
Sin City Comedy Club – Las Vegas
Parlor Live – Bellevue, WA
Helium Comedy Club – Portland


Johnny Mathis
Kenny Rogers
Joan Rivers
Dolly Parton
The Smothers Brothers
Rita Rudner
Smokey Robinson
George Jones
Glen Campbell
Pam Tillis
Tim Allen


Royal Carribean
Norwegian Cruise Lines
Seabourn Cruises
Crystal Cruises
Princess Cruise Lines

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    2017 TV-12 0 H 40 M

    Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he’s never looked back. This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances.